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I'm pretty sure the Mayans just got tired of writing that calendar.

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Feb 19, 2011 07:09 AM - Misc. Statuses - by culture87 ()

 

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ABBREVIATI ONS which are not known to many of us :
COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment.
AIM : Ambition In Mind.
DATE : Day And Time Evolution.
EAT : Energy And Taste.
TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted.
PEN : Power Enriched In Nib.).
SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression .
BYE : Beside You Every time.

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Apr 17, 3515 01:15 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Sid ()

 

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I don't give a shit, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to.

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Feb 17, 2011 02:27 AM - Misc. Statuses - by jahe20 ()

 

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When people introduce themselves to me for the first time, I tell them, "Yes, we've met before." So they feel awkward trying to remember me.

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Feb 18, 2011 08:56 PM - Misc. Statuses - by jokestatus ()

 

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I hope history repeats itself, I really want a dinosaur.

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Feb 18, 2011 09:55 AM - Misc. Statuses - by haha09 ()

 

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I wish relationships were "Mon-Fri, 9-5" that way i'd have my nights and weekends free..

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Feb 19, 2011 02:00 AM - Misc. Statuses - by jokyst ()

 

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At what point did the police change their motto from "To Serve and Protect" to "To Pester and Annoy"?

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Feb 19, 2011 04:28 PM - Misc. Statuses - by funnynews ()

 

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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

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Feb 17, 2011 05:22 AM - Misc. Statuses - by lara2 ()

 

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Everything is so much more funny, when you have someone to laugh with.

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Apr 17, 7848 01:06 PM - Love Statuses - by loverboi23 ()

 

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They say Love isn`t a game. Why are there so many players then?

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Apr 15, 2011 05:52 PM - Love Statuses - by loverbear ()

 

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I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

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Feb 17, 2011 06:08 PM - Misc. Statuses - by farrijoke ()

 

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If ‘real life’ was really that great, Facebook wouldn’t be so darn addictive.

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Jul 29, 2011 07:21 PM - Facebook Statuses - by tommmmaaaaha ()

 

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The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

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Feb 17, 2011 02:02 AM - Quotes - by pie20 ()

 

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