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Your beauty is so rare, nobody can find it.

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Sep 29, 2011 11:11 PM - Health Statuses - by bilieberschmeber ()

 

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The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head for an entire day is not knowing the name of the song

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Feb 18, 2011 09:27 PM - Misc. Statuses - by excited08 ()

 

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Relationships would be great if it wasn't for all those feelings.

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Feb 18, 2011 01:44 AM - Relationship Statuses - by watery ()

 

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Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

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Jul 25, 2011 09:02 PM - Misc. Statuses - by dayslikedis ()

 

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Boy dat hurts!


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Feb 26, 2011 12:55 PM - Funny Pictures - by sloozebag21 ()

 

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I always think about all the mean and hurtful things people say to Rebecca Black when I have a bad day. That always brings a smile to my face :)

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Aug 24, 2011 05:08 AM - Pop Culture Statuses - by SammyT ()

 

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I flashed the guy at the drive thru to get some free OJ this morning

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Feb 20, 2011 11:18 PM - Misc. Statuses - by kitty04 ()

 

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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

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Feb 16, 2011 07:50 AM - Work Statuses - by joky ()

 

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"Beautiful People" Chris Browns best hit since Rihanna.

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Apr 19, 2011 11:24 PM - Misc. Statuses - by DjTizel ()

 

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Just noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud!

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Feb 17, 2011 08:42 PM - Misc. Statuses - by funny09 ()

 

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Need money like you don't work, hurt like you've never been loved, and watch like nobody is dancing.

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Feb 20, 2011 08:44 PM - Money Statuses - by fungirl ()

 

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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

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Feb 16, 2011 04:43 PM - Quotes - by mil09 ()

 

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I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.

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Feb 19, 2011 01:52 AM - Quotes - by jokyst ()

 

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