Teach your kids about taxes.
We don’t serve women at this bar…. You must bring your own.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them!
Spotted at a Mattress Store
Don’t tell me what to do.
Diapers & Politicians should be changed often both for the same reason.
Unattended children will be given espresso and a free puppy.
Toilet Camera is for research use only.
In case of fire do not use elevator… Use Water :P