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Jun 29, 2012 12:13 AM - Sex Statuses - by Roze ()

 

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Mega turnoff , when your girlfriend doesn't wanna have sex!

#3447
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Feb 27, 2012 09:04 AM - Sex Statuses - by Mr.awesome ()

 

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Hug her, Kiss her, Caress her, Listen to her, Be a friend to her, Make love to her, Wine her, Dine her, Console her, Spoil her, Comfort her, Provide for her, Spend time with her, Confide in her, Cry with her....HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up ass naked.

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Dec 16, 2011 09:31 PM - Sex Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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I woke up with morning wood. She woke up with morning wouldn't.

#3232
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Dec 15, 2011 05:40 PM - Sex Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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3 STAGES OF A MAN'S SEX LIE: 1.) Tri-Weekly 2.) Try Weekly 3.) Try Weakly

#3231
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Dec 13, 2011 11:15 PM - Sex Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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CONDOMS: 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on your child support.

#3206
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Nov 21, 2011 07:58 AM - Sex Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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Why can't I be rich, instead of well hung.

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Nov 18, 2011 05:45 PM - Sex Statuses - by sfvcarlos ()

 

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Slept like a baby last night. I woke up every two hours wanting to suck on a titty.

#3192
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Jul 25, 7565 01:21 PM - Sex Statuses - by Kaliq ()

 

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when you're gay, you're a girl without the cramps! win win!

#3177
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Nov 12, 2011 11:20 AM - Sex Statuses - by marius ()

 

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Fat People can't go Skinny Dipping

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Jul 25, 4078 01:21 PM - Sex Statuses - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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that girl was more EASIER DONE.. than SAID...

#3151
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Oct 31, 2011 04:56 PM - Sex Statuses - by ThatFacebookGuy209 ()

 

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According to NIKON'S latest commercial that I just watched, "Small is the new Huge!"......I know of a few guys that'll be THRILLED to hear that.

#3140
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Jul 25, 3817 01:19 PM - Sex Statuses - by carol ()

 

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I LOVE SEX

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Jul 25, 3826 01:19 PM - Sex Statuses - by pranella ()

 

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