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If anybody steals my identity, at least I’ll know who to look for.

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Oct 9, 2011 09:54 PM - Silly Statuses - by fineassgal ()

 

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Don't be stupid, be creative:)

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Oct 5, 2011 06:54 PM - Silly Statuses - by Jenna_Marie; ()

 

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Somehow, the shower makes everything better.

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Apr 23, 5995 01:16 PM - Silly Statuses - by lifeisgross123 ()

 

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Girl you are easy and cheap...like ramen noodles

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Sep 24, 2011 10:24 PM - Silly Statuses - by SammyT ()

 

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Tequila Is The Next Tylenol!

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Sep 16, 2011 06:08 AM - Silly Statuses - by Anonymous ()

 

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HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YA KIDS, I'M POKING ERRYYYBODYY OUT HEREE!!

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Sep 15, 2011 12:08 PM - Silly Statuses - by Tj ()

 

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I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death. But, then again, I’m in no hurry.

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Aug 14, 2011 05:03 PM - Silly Statuses - by TimingisEveryting ()

 

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That awkward moment when you try to get a good stretch in and you accidently punch them in their face.

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Aug 7, 2011 11:38 AM - Silly Statuses - by Rock ()

 

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!

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Aug 6, 2011 05:01 PM - Silly Statuses - by madmen3tv ()

 

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Of all the things I have lost, its my mind I miss the most.

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Apr 23, 3367 01:12 PM - Silly Statuses - by jessystar ()

 

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Maybe some of you girls should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside

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Jul 13, 2011 07:56 PM - Silly Statuses - by Edward witty Status ()

 

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Just once I want to see a marathon winner cross the finish line and immediately fire up a cigarette

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Jul 13, 2011 07:55 PM - Silly Statuses - by Edward witty Status ()

 

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Tequila Is The Next Tylenol!

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Jul 13, 2011 07:55 PM - Silly Statuses - by Carlitos  ()

 

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