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Store signs say, no shirt no shoes no service. Dont say nothing about pants.

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Mar 4, 2014 08:19 PM - Misc. Statuses - by squirrley ()

 

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It isn't morning until I wake up -_-

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Mar 4, 2014 08:18 PM - Silly Statuses - by ???it's a mystery??? ()

 

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It feels good waking up beside someone with a smile from ear to ear
I love sharpie magic markers

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Mar 4, 2014 08:18 PM - Facebook Statuses - by Richiewithowen  ()

 

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Why didn't anyone tell me the only people allowed on the road today are those with an IQ lower than that of the average house fly?

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Dec 10, 2012 04:09 PM - Misc. Statuses - by Jacobo ()

 

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Friendship is like peeing yourself:::
Everyone sees it; but your the only one
who gets the warm feeling it brings !

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Nov 4, 2012 08:09 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Rachet ()

 

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Being complete and being finished are two different things. If you marry the right woman, you're complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you're finished. If you divorce the right woman, you're completely finished.

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Jul 25, 122 01:47 PM - Love Statuses - by kimmikk ()

 

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I wonder when a girl would walk up to me and say.... Can i be your girlfriend?.

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Jun 29, 2012 12:16 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Mick007 ()

 

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Ladies heed this warning .....
For every male friend your man has, there is more than likely to be 2 female friends around. And they have NEVER met you for one reason...

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Jun 29, 2012 12:14 AM - Women - by Babygurl ()

 

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:p + :O = 69

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Jun 29, 2012 12:13 AM - Sex Statuses - by Roze ()

 

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It's funny; when you walk through a spiderweb, you instantly learn King Fu.

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Jun 20, 2012 05:52 AM - Animal Statuses - by ThegGavsta ()

 

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For you to be happy you must follow the F.A.C.T.S. Forget the past Accept your mistakes Cry &move on Thank god Smile always

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Jul 25, 734 01:38 PM - Quotes - by mimi ()

 

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Women should have a hotline number for men to dial into for advice. The first recording should say, "Listen closely as our options change daily".

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Jul 25, 685 01:38 PM - International Statuses - by Sandra Angel ()

 

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Treat me like a joke?and i leave u like its funny

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May 4, 2012 05:20 AM - Facebook Statuses - by Ms.J ()

 

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